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23 of the Best Christian Pick-Up Lines

I believe one of the great wonders of life is being silly and playing and laughing. God gave us a sense of humor and hilarity and the ability to smile. And be goofy. And walk in greater and greater levels of joy no matter what we’re facing.

A few weeks ago, I shared 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles. You can read that, here. 

Here’s a list of 23 best Christian pick-up lines* to bring a smile, a roll of the eyes, a “that’s so cheesy!” expression, and some joy to your day:

1. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you. [Tweet this]

2. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? [Tweet this]

23 of the Best Christian Pick-Up Lines

3. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? [Tweet this]

4. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people. [Tweet this]

5. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. [Tweet this]

6. If we were around with Noah… then you + me = pair. [Tweet this]

7. Me + You = Song of Songs: the remix. [Tweet this]

8. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours. [Tweet this]

9. Hey, I’m Will. God’s will. (This one helps if your actual name is Will). [Tweet this]

10. I didn’t know angels flew this low. [Tweet this]

11. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? [Tweet this]

23 of the Best Christian Pick-Up Lines

12. Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. [Tweet this]

13. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight. [Tweet this]

14. Is it a sin that you stole my heart? [Tweet this]

15. I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you. [Tweet this]

16. I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together. [Tweet this]

17. We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you. [Tweet this]

18. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing. [Tweet this]

19. Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket? [Tweet this]

20. I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar. [Tweet this]

21. I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them. [Tweet this]

22. I mentioned you in my testimony. [Tweet this]

23. Your hair is like a flock of goats. [Tweet this]

And then watch this: Song of Solomon Pick-Up Lines. (RSS Subscribers, click here to view.)

What fun Christian Pick-Up Line do you have to share? Share in the comments below.

*Disclaimer: We would not recommend trying these pick-up lines to find a spouse. But if one of them worked, we think you deserve your own ad, just as if you’d met on eHarmony.