I believe one of the great wonders of life is being silly and playing and laughing. God gave us a sense of humor and hilarity and the ability to smile. And be goofy. And walk in greater and greater levels of joy no matter what we’re facing.
A few weeks ago, I shared 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles. You can read that, here.
Here’s a list of 23 best Christian pick-up lines* to bring a smile, a roll of the eyes, a “that’s so cheesy!” expression, and some joy to your day:
1. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you. [Tweet this]
2. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? [Tweet this]
3. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? [Tweet this]
4. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people. [Tweet this]
5. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. [Tweet this]
6. If we were around with Noah… then you + me = pair. [Tweet this]
7. Me + You = Song of Songs: the remix. [Tweet this]
8. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours. [Tweet this]
9. Hey, I’m Will. God’s will. (This one helps if your actual name is Will). [Tweet this]
10. I didn’t know angels flew this low. [Tweet this]
11. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? [Tweet this]
12. Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. [Tweet this]
13. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight. [Tweet this]
14. Is it a sin that you stole my heart? [Tweet this]
15. I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you. [Tweet this]
16. I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together. [Tweet this]
17. We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you. [Tweet this]
18. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing. [Tweet this]
19. Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket? [Tweet this]
20. I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar. [Tweet this]
21. I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them. [Tweet this]
22. I mentioned you in my testimony. [Tweet this]
23. Your hair is like a flock of goats. [Tweet this]
And then watch this: Song of Solomon Pick-Up Lines. (RSS Subscribers, click here to view.)
What fun Christian Pick-Up Line do you have to share? Share in the comments below.
*Disclaimer: We would not recommend trying these pick-up lines to find a spouse. But if one of them worked, we think you deserve your own ad, just as if you’d met on eHarmony.
I am so glad I am married 🙂
Me too, Jon!
LMFAO!
Lol haha
These are so hilarious!
Thanks for the laugh!
1. You put the “figure” in transfiguration!
2. The Bible says to hold fast that which is good. How ’bout a hug?
Ohh those are good ones, Cliff!
Yea, he is the rock of ages
Omg!! I fell off the couch laughing. So funny.
Hahaha! So hilarious! Wow, i love those lines!
These are Hysterical!!! Great sense of humor 🙂
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Q. Why did Peter deny Jesus?
A. Jesus cured Peter’s mother-in-law.
Q. Who broke all the ten commandments?
A. Moses.
A. When did the first rehearsal take place in the Bible?
Q. Jesus rehearsed with Peter, James and John on Mount Tabor and later had the final act in the Garden of Olives.
Thanks for the help
Jon L: ‘My wife got me to believe in religion.’
Cliff P: ‘Really?’
Jon L: ‘Yeah. Until I married her I didn’t believe in Hell
Jesus walks into a motel, throws three nails on the counter and says “Hey buddy, can you put me up for the night?”
Q: How can you tell if you’re in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
some jokes i never would repeat .
Just though the pick up lines were hilarious so added this one some one told me on my birthday
You are a woman of a previous heavenly substance
how about:
“If i spin around 7 times will you fall for me?” 😀
I have never used a pickup line before. but, when I saw the add saying Christian pickup lines, I clicked to see what it was and after reading them, I think that I’ll just forget about meeting anyone.
Are you Jewish? Cause you’re Israeli hot!”
Somebody call heaven and see if they’re missing an angel.
Here’s one am I in heaven because I she a angel
“I think that I will never see a poem as lovely as a she.”
Look at the collar of a woman’s blouse and say,” Yup, just as I thought, Made in heaven.”