I believe one of the great wonders of life is being silly and playing and laughing. God gave us a sense of humor and hilarity and the ability to smile. And be goofy. And walk in greater and greater levels of joy no matter what we’re facing.
A few weeks ago, I shared 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles. You can read that, here.
Here’s a list of 23 best Christian pick-up lines* to bring a smile, a roll of the eyes, a “that’s so cheesy!” expression, and some joy to your day:
1. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you. [Tweet this]
2. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? [Tweet this]
3. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? [Tweet this]
4. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people. [Tweet this]
5. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. [Tweet this]
6. If we were around with Noah… then you + me = pair. [Tweet this]
7. Me + You = Song of Songs: the remix. [Tweet this]
8. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours. [Tweet this]
9. Hey, I’m Will. God’s will. (This one helps if your actual name is Will). [Tweet this]
10. I didn’t know angels flew this low. [Tweet this]
11. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? [Tweet this]
12. Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. [Tweet this]
13. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight. [Tweet this]
14. Is it a sin that you stole my heart? [Tweet this]
15. I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you. [Tweet this]
16. I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together. [Tweet this]
17. We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you. [Tweet this]
18. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing. [Tweet this]
19. Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket? [Tweet this]
20. I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar. [Tweet this]
21. I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them. [Tweet this]
22. I mentioned you in my testimony. [Tweet this]
23. Your hair is like a flock of goats. [Tweet this]
And then watch this: Song of Solomon Pick-Up Lines. (RSS Subscribers, click here to view.)
What fun Christian Pick-Up Line do you have to share? Share in the comments below.
*Disclaimer: We would not recommend trying these pick-up lines to find a spouse. But if one of them worked, we think you deserve your own ad, just as if you’d met on eHarmony.
I am so glad I am married 🙂
Me too, Jon!
Lol haha
IKR!🤣🤣🤣
These are so hilarious!
Thanks for the laugh!
1. You put the “figure” in transfiguration!
2. The Bible says to hold fast that which is good. How ’bout a hug?
Ohh those are good ones, Cliff!
Yea, he is the rock of ages
Hahaha! So hilarious! Wow, i love those lines!
I am definetly gonna use number 8. I have been wanting to ask a guy for his number and maybe this will be enough of a hint hint
These are Hysterical!!! Great sense of humor 🙂
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Just though the pick up lines were hilarious so added this one some one told me on my birthday
You are a woman of a previous heavenly substance
how about:
“If i spin around 7 times will you fall for me?” 😀
I have never used a pickup line before. but, when I saw the add saying Christian pickup lines, I clicked to see what it was and after reading them, I think that I’ll just forget about meeting anyone.
Somebody call heaven and see if they’re missing an angel.
Here’s one am I in heaven because I she a angel
“I think that I will never see a poem as lovely as a she.”
Look at the collar of a woman’s blouse and say,” Yup, just as I thought, Made in heaven.”
Thanks for the help