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23 of the Best Christian Pick-Up Lines, Bible Jokes, and Bible Riddles

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23 of the Best Christian Pick-Up Lines

I believe one of the great wonders of life is being silly and playing and laughing. God gave us a sense of humor and hilarity and the ability to smile. And be goofy. And walk in greater and greater levels of joy no matter what we’re facing.

A few weeks ago, I shared 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles. You can read that, here. 

Here’s a list of 23 best Christian pick-up lines* to bring a smile, a roll of the eyes, a “that’s so cheesy!” expression, and some joy to your day:

1. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you. [Tweet this]

2. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? [Tweet this]

23 of the Best Christian Pick-Up Lines

3. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? [Tweet this]

4. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people. [Tweet this]

5. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. [Tweet this]

6. If we were around with Noah… then you + me = pair. [Tweet this]

7. Me + You = Song of Songs: the remix. [Tweet this]

8. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours. [Tweet this]

9. Hey, I’m Will. God’s will. (This one helps if your actual name is Will). [Tweet this]

10. I didn’t know angels flew this low. [Tweet this]

11. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? [Tweet this]

23 of the Best Christian Pick-Up Lines

12. Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. [Tweet this]

13. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight. [Tweet this]

14. Is it a sin that you stole my heart? [Tweet this]

15. I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you. [Tweet this]

16. I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together. [Tweet this]

17. We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you. [Tweet this]

18. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing. [Tweet this]

19. Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket? [Tweet this]

20. I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar. [Tweet this]

21. I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them. [Tweet this]

22. I mentioned you in my testimony. [Tweet this]

23. Your hair is like a flock of goats. [Tweet this]

And then watch this: Song of Solomon Pick-Up Lines. (RSS Subscribers, click here to view.)

What fun Christian Pick-Up Line do you have to share? Share in the comments below.

*Disclaimer: We would not recommend trying these pick-up lines to find a spouse. But if one of them worked, we think you deserve your own ad, just as if you’d met on eHarmony.

87 Comments

  1. Jon Stallings
    Jon Stallings on October 4, 2013 at 8:24 am

    I am so glad I am married 🙂

  2. Chelsea
    Chelsea on October 4, 2013 at 10:42 am

    These are so hilarious!

  3. Melinda Lancaster
    Melinda Lancaster on October 4, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Thanks for the laugh!

  4. CLIFF PURCELL
    CLIFF PURCELL on October 4, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    1. You put the “figure” in transfiguration!

    2. The Bible says to hold fast that which is good. How ’bout a hug?

  5. Margaret
    Margaret on October 7, 2013 at 10:07 am

    Me too, Jon!

  6. Margaret
    Margaret on October 7, 2013 at 10:08 am

    Ohh those are good ones, Cliff!

  7. lola
    lola on March 18, 2014 at 12:33 am

    Yea, he is the rock of ages

  8. Shannon
    Shannon on July 8, 2014 at 2:49 pm

    These are Hysterical!!! Great sense of humor 🙂
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  9. babina howell
    babina howell on April 19, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    Just though the pick up lines were hilarious so added this one some one told me on my birthday

  10. babina howell
    babina howell on April 19, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    You are a woman of a previous heavenly substance

  11. Sammy
    Sammy on October 14, 2016 at 2:08 am

    Lol haha

  12. Elizabeth
    Elizabeth on July 10, 2017 at 11:16 am

    Hahaha! So hilarious! Wow, i love those lines!

  13. Julia
    Julia on February 25, 2018 at 1:44 am

    how about:
    “If i spin around 7 times will you fall for me?” 😀

  14. Andy Gulick
    Andy Gulick on June 8, 2018 at 10:18 am

    I have never used a pickup line before. but, when I saw the add saying Christian pickup lines, I clicked to see what it was and after reading them, I think that I’ll just forget about meeting anyone.

  15. Pete Adkins
    Pete Adkins on May 6, 2019 at 1:07 am

    Somebody call heaven and see if they’re missing an angel.

  16. marvin purser
    marvin purser on August 22, 2020 at 3:38 am

    “I think that I will never see a poem as lovely as a she.”

  17. orrie Baysinger
    orrie Baysinger on January 15, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    Look at the collar of a woman’s blouse and say,” Yup, just as I thought, Made in heaven.”

  18. Kierstin
    Kierstin on April 14, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    Here’s one am I in heaven because I she a angel

  19. Daniel
    Daniel on July 28, 2021 at 9:04 am

    Thanks for the help

  20. Saignom Banda
    Saignom Banda on September 13, 2021 at 3:44 pm

    IKR!🤣🤣🤣

  21. Anna
    Anna on March 1, 2022 at 9:31 pm

    I am definetly gonna use number 8. I have been wanting to ask a guy for his number and maybe this will be enough of a hint hint

  22. Corban
    Corban on October 5, 2022 at 11:25 am

    I actually used this one and it totally worked

  23. dancan
    dancan on January 1, 2023 at 11:59 am

    hehe

  24. Matthew
    Matthew on March 28, 2023 at 1:31 pm

    Another one:
    “You put the ‘stud’ in Bible study”!

  25. ST
    ST on April 27, 2023 at 4:01 pm

    Calvinist pickup line: Your name must be Grace because you are irresistible.

  26. Margaret
    Margaret on April 28, 2023 at 10:19 am

    Good one!

  27. Emmanuel
    Emmanuel on April 29, 2023 at 10:15 am

    How about i give you mine

  28. Buco
    Buco on May 2, 2023 at 8:53 am

    wait corban?

  29. Jeremiah Bryan
    Jeremiah Bryan on June 15, 2023 at 10:30 am

    Moses divided the Red Sea not only for the Israelites cross but made sure the my future Queen didn’t get her feet wet.

  30. Bobussy
    Bobussy on September 17, 2023 at 3:13 pm

    I cant turn water into wine but i can turn YOU into MINE 😤🔥💯🏆😤😤😤💯🔥🔥😤🔥❤️🔥❤️👏😪🐎🐎🐎🐎

  31. Bus-baby
    Bus-baby on November 22, 2023 at 11:15 pm

    Wowwwww amazing

  32. Izzy M.
    Izzy M. on June 6, 2024 at 12:54 am

    God said that he created me and made me perfect in his image…
    For you 😉😁‼️

  33. Larry
    Larry on June 27, 2024 at 8:01 am

    I am actively using these to find my wife. Lord help me. 😭😁

  34. David Bathwater
    David Bathwater on September 2, 2024 at 10:34 am

    Oh this is such a hoot 😂😂😂 When I told my fiancée that her hair is of the goats of Gilead, she married me on the spot 😍😍😍

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