Archives For Humor

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Say Goodbye to that Annoying Word

Each January I suggest that, we need to learn to retire a few words from our vocabulary.

Why?

New words are being introduced into our language all the time. Five years ago we didn’t have man caves, gastropubs, or mash-ups. Well, we did—we just didn’t know what to call them.

With the addition of additional words, maybe we need to retire some of the tiresome ones Those words, expressions, and phrases that are bothersome, um, like, um.

Our language abounds with empty words and even tiresome expressions.

Here’s a list of a few that it’s time to retire as we close out 2015: Continue Reading...

7 Signs You’ve Made It As An Author

"Perrier with sprig of parsley, please."

Ah yes, people think the life of an author is all glitz and glamor. They have no idea. The private jets. The Bentleys. The New York photo shoots. The summer house in France.

Oh wait, that’s someone else’s life.

Here’s a behind-the-scenes look of what it’s like to be a writer and 7 signs you’ve made it as an author:
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The Creature From the Black Lagoon Invaded Our House (No Really!)

The dog bowl sat empty as if someone had dusted every crumb from the bottom. I thought I’d left a cup at the bottom of the quart sized dish before we disappeared for a weekend getaway.

Maybe I’d been mistaken.

Hershey, our five -pound superpup, squatted next to his bowl stared at me with his irresistible, hope-filled eyes. I filled the quart-sized bowl so full a few stray pieces bounced across the wood floor.

One of the perks of having a small dog is this bowl will last a month, I thought.

The next morning, the bowl sat empty. Maybe I only dreamed of filling the bowl. Maybe I’d been so tired from the trip my memory had blurred. I’d been sleep deprived after all.

The following morning, the bowl sat empty again. Who or what was consuming a quart of dog food each night in our home?  Continue Reading...

God Bless This Hot Mess

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How To Find Your Phone Before You Lose It

I’m notorious for losing my iPhone. I’ve left it in restaurants, jacket pockets, friend’s cars, parking lots, and more.

Sometime ago I nicknamed by iPhone “Lassie,” because I always need him to come home.

On a recent trip to L.A., Lassie went on his own adventure. Continue Reading...